At the beginning of 2023, the nice folks on the Division of Experimental Psychology at College Faculty London surveyed 200 males between the ages of 18 and 74, and supposedly found scientifically what all of us knew already: Males driving quick automobiles possible have small dicks.
Put extra exactly, the authors said that there was “an off-the-cuff psychological hyperlink between fast cars and small penises.” The pondering, based on their paper, is that males who imagine they’re in some way missing within the trouser division usually tend to rush out and purchase, say, a Porsche 911 or a Ferrari.
It will get worse for older gents. The experiment, which has not but undergone peer assessment, discovered that “males over 30 specifically rated sports activities automobiles as extra fascinating once they had been made to really feel that they’d a small penis.”
One suspects the teachers might hear the cries of “Quelle suprise!” even earlier than they completed their research.
Automobile design is, sadly, nonetheless nearly solely a male area. However now, fortunately, the character of EVs and the necessity for range-extending slippy aerodynamics has not less than began to shift new automobile kinds away from todger-compensating tropes reminiscent of energy bulges, aggressive haunches, and ridiculous spoilers, as an alternative bringing in subtler, aero-friendly strains. Admittedly, poor examples following this new path have greater than a whiff of “Jell-O-mold” about them (we’re you Mercedes EQS), however when carried out proper you get one thing just like the Ioniq 6.
Not a Jelly Bean in Sight
When Hyundai revealed the Ioniq 6 in 2022, SangYup Lee, govt vice chairman and head of the Hyundai World Design Middle, referred to the automobile’s sweeping silhouette as “streamliner typology,” citing the penchant for aerodynamic automotive design within the Nineteen Thirties and ’40s.
The 6’s environment friendly, single-curve profile affords it a drag coefficient of simply 0.21, a mere smidge behind the 0.20 claimed by the aforementioned EQS, at present the world’s most aerodynamic automobile. However that is the purpose: I might swap that paltry 0.01 benefit of the uninteresting Mercedes for the way more thought of design of the Ioniq 6 any day. Right here Hyundai proves good, aero-centric design might be engaging, from any angle. Others appear to agree. On the 2023 World Automobile Awards, the 6 drove off with design of the 12 months, EV of the 12 months, and general automobile of the 12 months.
Regardless of this mighty spectacular lack of drag, which helps supposedly propel the Ioniq 6 as much as 361 miles on a single cost within the long-range model, Simon Loasby, vice chairman and head of Hyundai Fashion Group, wished extra. “We had been desperately looking for options to get all the way down to one of the best drag we might within the early days. I had a T-shirt made that mentioned ‘0.1x,’ as a result of I wished to get beneath 0.2 as a aim. We did not obtain it, in fact. But when getting 0.21 is failure, then I am proud of that failure,” he says.
“One of many tips we got here up with was a quite simple answer,” says Loasby. “Figuring out we now have a brief entrance overhang, it is onerous to connect the airflow onto the edges of the automobile. So we crammed up the hole in entrance of the entrance wheel by 25 millimeters, bridging it, so much less turbulence happens round that entrance wheel. That gave us the final counts we wanted to get all the way down to 0.21. By no means seen it on any automobile earlier than, by no means truly tried it earlier than.”
One other instance of design fostering incremental aero positive aspects comes from Hyundai’s head of aerodynamics, who, on analyzing the actual spoiler, realized they need to ditch a straight form and as an alternative mannequin the 6’s on the Supermarine Spitfire wing, however enhance on it by including downturned winglets on the ends. “Closing the hole between this spoiler and the physique floor stops a vortex build up. The vortex places vitality into the wind, and this implies misplaced vitality from the automobile,” says Loasby. “We’d find it irresistible to be rise and fall spoiler, however that is extra weight and extra price.”
